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VictoriaBent (ON HOLD)
Author: serenicAutonomy
Tags: nonmspa, vampire
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And yet, the light beckons.

(COMES BACK AFTER EITHER ACT 1 OF SOT20S COMES OUT OR IF BUSTRAPPED FINISHES)
VictoriaBent


This comic will contain flashing lights, mentions of suicide, homophobia, (censored) slurs and cuss words.


Bright's Picrew Hell for the design of Valeria.


First Division

“A young vampire stands in her room…”
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A young vampire stands in her room on October 1st after waking up from a years rest, although it was 15000 years she was given life, it is only now that you will learn her name of which she was named 14999 years ago, what’s her name, you’re wondering?
Learn name.

Your name is Valeria Santori, as previously mentioned, you are a 15000 year old vampire who had just recently woke up from a years rest (vampires would consider you equivalent to 15). You have a variety of interests, My Melody, Kuromi, uhhhh… human made pictures of other vampires… like I said, a lot. Very recently your kind has discovered computers and TV, but you don’t need to use electricity as you use dark magic to get it up and running, you have no idea of what to do with the cable though.

What will you do?
VALERIA: Drink some blood

NO, YOU’D RATHER GET STONED TO DEATH WITH GARLIC THAN CONSUME A SINGLE LITRE OF BLOOD, YOU’D RATHER FUCKING ATTEMPT TO PETRIFY YOURSELF IN THE SUN THAN SUCK HUMAN BLOOD, YOU’D RATHER COURSE A WOODEN STEAK THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS THAN EVEN HAVE BLOOD ACCIDENTALLY SPILL IN YOUR MOUTH, YOU FUCKING DESPISE BLOOD!!!

Fruit punch has the same vitamins of blood so at least you have other options.
VALERIA: Check your drawers for anything.

No need, how about you check your computer?
VALERIA: Check your computer.

Boot it up.
Continue.

To be honest, it’s safer if you know what you’re doing.

Everything’s safer when you know what you’re doing.

What are you doing first?
VALERIA: Boot up a game of SBURB.

This is worse than the blood command. You have no idea what SBURB even is, or if it even exists. You can’t even make an extreme reaction, you’ve just lost hope in all of whatever species the narrator belongs to.
Continue.

You suddenly don’t wanna use the computer anymore.
Continue.
Continue.

You called it. You figured that a years rest would result in people nagging you. You’ll go check who’s texting you.
VALERIA: Answer.


WholebreadSale


WholebreadSale: valeria???? (⊙▿⊙)ˀ̣ˀ̣
WholebreadSale: •́︿•̀

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ started talking with WholebreadSale.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Greetings, Nectarine.
WholebreadSale: OMGOMGOMG HI VALERIAAAAAAA ❀‎ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ )!!!!!!
WholebreadSale: i thought you would NEVER wake up for a moment!!!!!!!!!!!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: It was only for a year. Are you inferring that you don't rest for a year?
WholebreadSale: yeah!!! i dont know how you do it, i sleep for a month max!!!
WholebreadSale: do you hibernate too??????
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Negative.
WholebreadSale: we should video call sometime!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: I could, but I wasn't exactly provided a built-in camera on my PC.
WholebreadSale: you still use a cruddy old computer?????? LAAAAME!!!!!!
WholebreadSale: didnt you get a armpad for christmas????
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: I believe I left mine in the drawer.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: But the mouse is perplexing, not to mention shittier than a regular computer mouse.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: But, methinks I should give it another chance, it's portable and less restricting. Decorative-wise.
WholebreadSale: thats the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)
WholebreadSale: let me know when you've gotten your hands on it!

VALERIA: Head to drawer as Nectarine instructed.

Looks like there was a need.
VALERIA: Open top drawer.

Oh, looks like its just a collection of useless things you own, except for the poster, that girls cool.

You think the duck blinked.
VALERIA: Trap the duck in the spiderweb before it escapes!

The duck flips its shit out, like it flips it like a coin and won 2 awards for being the best shit flipper. The duck will almost certainly attempt to bite you.
Continue.

You slapped the HELL out of that duck, probably injuring it a bit in the process, you are NOT getting rabies.
VALERIA: Inspect weird poster you drew hearts on.

How… DARE YOU. You'll have you known that this isn't some "weird poster", THIS, is the one and only,
MAGIC-CHAN.
She's so cool and pretty, the anime's about a girl who gets struck by lightning and gains magical girl powers, and the thing is, this isn't just some "high school girl get turnt into a magical girl", it's, well, IT'S SPECIAL TO YOU, OKAY???, you have a big fat crush on her!!! She's just so

  • AWESOME!!

  • BADASS!!

  • CUTE!!

  • HOT!
  • MAGICAL ERR… GIRLY!

Continue.

She's so cute and pretty, if you couldn't distinguish fiction from reality you would honestly marry the hallucigram you have of her, but alas, you couldn't either way. Vampires, especially the older ones, are homophobic, and it's currently illegal to be attracted to the same gender, with the punishment being death by guillotine or forced suicide. Thankfully, since you're one of the 29 PRINCESSES AND PRINCES, you could possibly change that law, you don't wanna risk it though…

Hallucigrams, for convenient references, are holograms made from mushrooms, dark magic, a fuckton of nutmeg, and DETERMINATION, and unlike holograms, they aren't forced to being a fucking video or some shit locked to a screen, I mean, you can use your imagination to make them speak, for Draculas sake!
VALERIA: Inspect knife.

There's blood on it.

Ew.
Continue.

You figure that that's enough looking around, the armpad isn't here, let's try the middle drawer.
VALERIA: Open middle drawer.

Oh.

Gonna be real, you knew the armpad was there, you just wanted an excuse to rant about Magic-Chan.
Continue.

Speaking of which, the ARMPAD, as the name suggests, is a device worn on the arm, basically a glorified watch. The screen is touchscreen but it also accepts keyboard input, it runs on a highly modified Linux, where it supports .exe files, .ipa files, .apk files and much more.

It's basically a better tablet, but the downsides are that the mouse is confusing and it HAS to run on electricity.
Continue.

You wear it on. Now time to text Nectarine about it!
VALERIA: Text Nectarine.

WholebreadSale

WholebreadSale: VALEEEERRIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ( •̀ ω •́ )
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Yes?
WholebreadSale: did you get the armpad??????
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Affirmative.
WholebreadSale: HELL YEAH (╯°W°）╯︵ ┻━┻
WholebreadSale: lets video call!!!!

WholebreadSale has started video calling with ༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ on 13:25.
The video call between WholebreadSale and ༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ has ended on 13:25.

WholebreadSale: VALERIAAAAAAAA(｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!(｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!(｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Nectarine, I can't. I thought it would be common sense that waking up from a rest for that long would make you look unorganized and otherwise "ugly".
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Can I at least perform my basic routine?
WholebreadSale: FLARRRRGGGHHH
WholebreadSale: okay(¬_¬")💢
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: It will take long though, as I need to prevent an interaction with any of my caretakers, especially my mother.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Sometimes I feel sad that I was born, because that means that bitch actually found a man willing to have a kid with her.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: It might take long, so hold on.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Oh sweet bloody Mary, why was I born in such a dysfunctional family.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ disconnected from the conversation.

WholebreadSale: valeria if youre reading this after you finish i subject you to VIDEO CALLING ME!!!!!!


You are not making it out with 2 wings.
VALERIA: Leave room.

WAIT!!!! there is something really important that you need to do.
Continue.

You exit into the dorm hallway, AKA the hallway containing the rooms where your 39 other relatives (including your 28 other siblings) sleep in, this is kind of bland, considering it's only just 40 doors and the same boring walls.

You should probably go and get it over with.
VALERIA: Head to the right.

Aaaaaand here he comes, you should've expected it.

FightAgainstGays


FightAgainstGays started talking with ༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻.

FightAgainstGays: hey val
FightAgainstGays: val
FightAgainstGays: hey female
FightAgainstGays: im fucking talking to you ******

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ connected to the conversation.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: What.
FightAgainstGays: abbreviate my name
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Kill yourself.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ disconnected from the conversation.


Asshole.
VALERIA: Finally head to the right.

Come on, pick up the pace!
VALERIA: Pick up the pace.

FASTER!!!
VALERIA: Snatch the pace with full force.

FAAAASSSSSTTTTEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VALERIA: Rip the pace out from the floor like there's no tomorrow.

TOO FAST,
TOO FAST!!!!!!!!!!
VALERIA: Get bothered by someone AGAIN.

NoraSantori


NoraSantori started talking with ༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻.

NoraSantori: Hey Valeria.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ connected to the conversation.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Yes?
NoraSantori: Was it you blasting that horrible human music?
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Affirmative.
NoraSantori: Don't go blasting that fucking poor excuse of audio ever again.
NoraSantori: It only attracts weird ass nerdy boys who probably say fiction doesn't affect reality.
NoraSantori: Also, what's this about telling the incel to kill himself?
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: You hate him too Nora, do you not?
NoraSantori: The guys crying to me about your little mean words, he didn't even do anything this time.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Do you not see his BreakTalk handle?
NoraSantori: Yes ok it abbreviates to *** who the fuck cares.
NoraSantori: What? Are you gay now?
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Um.
NoraSantori: You better not fucking tell me that you're gay, there's a reason the laws were passed.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Don't you think it's a bit too harsh though? I know heterosexual relationships are the norm, but killing homosexuals is just a bit too much.
NoraSantori: …
NoraSantori: You're biting off more than you can chew.

NoraSantori disconnected from the conversation.


Nobody must ever know.
VALERIA: Inspect picture.

Ah, sweet memories, you remember this being painted a century ago, when you were still in your late 14000s, but it's kind of weird how the painter was holding his brush 3cm away from the canvas and not even dipping it in blood once, that's a good thing though, have you ever mentioned how much you HATE blood?
Continue.

You make your way to the other part of the hallway, which you stumble across the trophy case, you can't bear to even glance at it…

You can't resist the temptation…
VALERIA: Inspect trophy case.

Look at this, look at this fucking rubbish, the first two are Nora's, who hasn't done jack shit, she's "earned" a trophy for washing the dishes, what kind of achievement is that? Meanwhile you've only got a starter one, there's vampires here that owns about 60 more than what you have, and to make it worse, half of the people here treat you like dirt.

Unlike Nora, you've actually DONE jack shit. You've learnt how to speak fluent Latin on your own, how to ride a horse, how to, you dunno, FLY WHEN YOU WERE 90 YEARS OLD, EVERYONE ELSE LEARNT TO DO THAT WHEN THEY WERE AT LEAST 2300 YEARS OLD, granted you aren't good at it, but still.

You've talked to Nectarine about it once, but she doesn't understand, to be honest, she is kind of just a weird vampire…
VALERIA: Walk up.

And the bathroom's there! Ok, just gotta open the door handle…
Continue.

FUCKING.
DAMN IT.

ElegantUnicorns


ElegantUnicorns started talking to ༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻.

ElegantUnicorns: Sweetcakes!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: I'm not 6000.
ElegantUnicorns: I know! It's just funny seeing you react.
ElegantUnicorns: I heard from a little fairy that you were heading to the restroom.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: What's a fairy and who's a fairy?
ElegantUnicorns: Your friend is one.
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Nectarine? No she's not, is that an insult or some shit?
ElegantUnicorns: Language! <3
ElegantUnicorns: Anyways, I'd highly advise you to go against that idea.
ElegantUnicorns: Your mother's in there!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Oh sweet Dracula.
ElegantUnicorns: I know, I also find it almost poetic that you don't know what a fairy is, considering you somehow found out what humans were. And in the most embarrassing way too!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Hey, Magic-Chan isn't embarrassing!
ElegantUnicorns: It's a human show for baby bats, that's the most embarrassing thing you could ever do!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: It's not for baby bats, they swore in it, multiple times!
ElegantUnicorns: And all instances of cussing was "Hell" or "Damn".
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: >:[=
ElegantUnicorns: Don't get so worked up about it, it's just a little humiliating that you chose your hallucigram to be the main character!
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: As if yours isn't an actor who looks and sounds chopped.
ElegantUnicorns: Swoon! <3
ElegantUnicorns: Anyhow, could you hide under the table?
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Yeah I'll do that.
ElegantUnicorns: https://tenor.com/view/van-helsing-vampire-smile-gif-19401364
ElegantUnicorns: Oh fiddlesticks.
ElegantUnicorns: And may I also ask for you to install BreakTalk 3.5?
༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻:
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ disconnected from the conversation.


Never.
VALERIA: Follow ElegantUnicorns's wishes.

You successfully do that. Now all you need to do is wait.
Ring.

That's weird, you're sure you heard a ringing noise… haha!
Ring.

Haha…

???

A vibration starts to spread around your arm.
RING.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK NOT NOW NOT NOW
RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VALERIA: Misclick.

༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻ has entered the video call.


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: WHAT. NO. FUCK.


KittyKats: Hi Valeria!!! (=^ェ^=)  


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: DON'T HI VALERIA ME. YOU'RE BLOWING MY COVER.


KittyKats: Looks like SOMEONE'S grumpy today! ฅ(=චᆽච=ฅ)  


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT. NOW MY MOTHER'S GONNA FIND OUT I'M HERE AND I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER STRESSFUL CONVERSATION WITH HER AGAIN.


KittyKats: Darn, that sounds rough! You could always turn into a bat though!


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: ...


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Oh, you have a point actually.


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Uh, I'll go do that.


༺ღ༒ SILENTTERMITE ༒ღ༻: Thanks-
Continue.

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VALERIA! ! !