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A young troll stands in their hive…

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A young troll stands in their hive on September the 16th, it’s been 13 human years since they were given life, it’s also been 13 human years since they were given the name, Skylle Splookenboof (trust me splookenboof is a real Dutch word). You don’t need to name them.

> Enter new name.
A young troll stands in their hive…

Enter new name.




Duuude

Duuude what are you DOING.

> Sorry.
A young troll stands in their hive…

Sorry.




Glad we could co-operate, as previously mentioned, their name is Skylle Splookenboof, they are 6 solar sweeps old (13 human years), they have a weird fascination for airports, bio-hazards labelled as "food", cream éclairs, geography and humans. They currently live on earth and they’re sadly adopted. Their BreakTalk (yes, BreakTalk.) handle is SarcasticGeographer. What will they do?

> Retrieve arms from cabinet.
A young troll stands in their hive…

Retrieve arms from cabinet.




You know what? Skylle, what do YOU wanna do?

> SKYLLE: Go eat something after changing clothes.
A young troll stands in their hive…

SKYLLE: Go eat something after changing clothes.




Alright, you’re the boss.

> SKYLLE: Head to the other side of hive.
A young troll stands in their hive…

SKYLLE: Head to the other side of hive.




Don’t ask how this works.

> SKYLLE: What are you waiting for? Get changed!
A young troll stands in their hive…

SKYLLE: What are you waiting for? Get changed!




Fuck.

Someone’s pestering- I mean messaging you on BreakTalk.

> SKYLLE: Answer your good old pal!
A young troll stands in their hive…

SKYLLE: Answer your good old pal!




SpiraleliXir [SX] began talking to SarcasticGeographer [SG].

SX: heyyy
SG: hI.
SG: :<
SX: why the long face
SG: why mEs2Ag2 mE At thIs tImE?
SX: wow rude
SX: anyways i was gonna come over to lavenders house but
SX: she asked if you could come over too
SX: so
SX: ???
SG: On my wAy.
SX: woah just like that
SX: do you have something you’d like to say to her or
SG: ArE yOu sUg2Es2In3 I LIke hEr??? cAUsE I dOnt!!!!
SX: well now i am
SX: youre probably blushing through that little screen i know you
SX: anyways get to the bus stop lavenders waiting
SG: wAIt, why wOUld shE bE wAIt2ng At thE bUs stOp Is shE nOt AlrE2dy hOmE???
SG: ?
SX: she just came back from detention
SX: for talking in lesson with abby
SX: which is stupid because all she actually did was laugh at one of her jokes
SX: anyways come in like 30 minutes
SX: uh
SX: how do i call you gay without misgendering
SX: doesnt matter bye

SpiraleliXir [SX] stopped talking to SarcasticGeographer [SG].

> SKYLLE: Try to forget who Lavender is in shame.
A young troll stands in their hive…

SKYLLE: Try to forget who Lavender is in shame.




Lavender? Who’s that? Sounds like someone only gay freaks would have a crush on, you’re straight- oh wait no you’re not.

Plus, why didn’t she just use gay? That doesn’t always mean men loving other men. Honestly she can be really stupid at times.

> SKYLLE: Get changed already idiot!
A young troll stands in their hive…

SKYLLE: Get changed already idiot!




Yup, good call.

> [S] SKYLLE: Open closet.
A young troll stands in their hive…

[S] SKYLLE: Open closet.




Finally.

> SKYLLE: Be a girl.
A young girl stands in her room...

SKYLLE: Be a girl.




A young girl stands in her room on September the 16th, it’s been 13 years since she was given life, like Skylle though, it’s also been 13 years since she was given the name, Sophia Latin, what will this young girl do?

> Enter name again.
A young girl stands in her room...

Enter name again.




Like Skylle again, she’s not putting up with that shit. Though her version of not putting up with the shit is rather discourteous and otherwise rude to the shit, the shit is highly offended and wants nothing to do with her.

> Wow, rude.
A young girl stands in her room...

Wow, rude.




As it should be, as previously mentioned, you are now a young, teenage human girl called Sophia Latin, you have a variety of interests, sadly most have been ripped to shreds due to your younger sis, and unlike Skylle, your room isn’t made of random images from Google.

The current displayed interests are LPS Popular, and by extension Littlest Pet Shop, there’s also a poster of THE WRETCHED REALITY WARPING GAME, but we don’t talk about that, your BreakTalk handle is SpiraleliXir and you speak in a manner that is really awesome rofl. Currently, you are waiting for a friend to arrive at the local bus stop, thankfully the said bus stop is right in front of your house so you can wait a bit, what will you do?

> SOPHIA: Play some games in the meantime.
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: Play some games in the meantime.




Good idea.

> ==>
A young girl stands in her room...

==>




> ==>
A young girl stands in her room...

==>




And it finished.

(Note: there was supposed to be audio here that played automatically but I can’t figure it out so play this and pretend you were surprised.)

> SOPHIA: Find something to play.
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: Find something to play.




ARGH, YOU CANT DECIDE!!!

> ==>
A young girl stands in her room...

==>




You know what? Just open up Firefox and play a browser game.

> SOPHIA: Open up Firefox.
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: Open up Firefox.




You successfully do that, let’s go on Newgrounds to play that game!

> SOPHIA: Open up Newgrounds as intended.
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: Open up Newgrounds as intended.




You fail to do that, and just when you could’ve finally stole the cake from that mean red guy!

Welp, that was a waste of time. You wonder where that little alien is?

> SOPHIA: Curiosity either kills the cat or me.
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: Curiosity either kills the cat or me.




SpiraleliXir [SX] began talking to SarcasticGeographer [SG].
SX: heyyyy
SX: actually not heyyyy bc wtf are u doing
SX: skylle
SX: oh my fucking whatevers watching over me
SX: are u like ghosting me
SG: Oh sOr2y :(
SX: sorry as in i wont do it again
SX: or sorry as in my crush is waiting for me holy shit
SG: i DoNT LiKE HeRRRRRRRR
SX: rofl sure buddy
SX: where even in the whole of canada r u
SG: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SG: jApstErd2m???
SG: gUlp
SX: are u kidding me
SX: is this a joke xaxaxaxaxa ur so funny
SX: lavender
SG: oH SHiT
SX: see i knew it
SG: FuCK

SarcasticGeographer [SG] stopped talking to SpiraleliXir [SX].

> SOPHIA: That reminds you…
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: That reminds you…




Oh shit.

> ==>
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

==>




A young girl stands in a dark bathroom due to a possible plot hole, it’s been 13 years since she was given life, it’s also been 13 years since she was given a name, but she wants to see what you could come up with!

> Enter name.
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

Enter name.




Again!!! Again!!!

> Again!!!
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

Again!!!




Again!!!

AGAIN.

> Again!!!
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

Again!!!




Unfortunately, you cannot again again anymore because the young teenage girl has fell off the toilet, choking from laughter, I guess you could say, she DIED of laughter!!!


> ==>
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

==>




Your name is Lavender Greenery, currently, you are on the floor in a dim bathroom choking on your own saliva, you are 13 years old and you have a fascination for flowers and insects, you’re the person that Skylle likes, unfortunately, the feelings not unrequited, though you’re better at hiding it… your BreakTalk handle is RedRocket and you speak in a way that -sounds like an 11 year old who fucking just discovered the word bitch :3-, what will you do?

> LAVENDER: Get up.
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

LAVENDER: Get up.




You thought of a really funny joke you could’ve done but whatever.

> LAVENDER: Leave the bathroom.
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

LAVENDER: Leave the bathroom.




You highly advise to go against the idea, you sense Sophia’s little sister right at the left of the door, you’re usually really social, although your Fluttershy ass sounding voice says otherwise, but she really scares the shit out of you.

> LAVENDER: Wait.
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

LAVENDER: Wait.




You opt out to waiting for the time being.

> ==>
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

==>




Just waiting and waiting…

> LAVENDER: And waiting...
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

LAVENDER: And waiting…




> [S] LAVENDER: And waiting...
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

[S] LAVENDER: And waiting...




WOAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

> ==>
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

==>




You're not doing that again.

Anyways, you should probably text Sophia about the situation. She's not leaving anytime soon.

> LAVENDER: Text SpiraleliXir.
A young yeah yeah yeah we get it

LAVENDER: Text SpiraleliXir.




დ .•*””*•   SpiraleliXir    •*””*•.დ



-hi sophia!!! :3-

-sophia?-




what

omg I actually forgot you were locked in the toilet im so sorry

i remembered but then i got distracted by my remaining lps toys

did i ever tell you about lps popular

its old as fuck not really kinda but i like it

its about this dachshund called savannah shes so literally me but like without the eating disorder shit and im also not a dog and i dont live in gun land and uh

um yeah like i said so literally me down to the core

lavender are you even listeningggg




-fuck yeah i fucking am! :>-

-but like not to be rude but you can tell me about the savannah bitch later.- -haha get it shes a female dog!!! ;3-

-the reason I'm texting you is because your lil sis is standing outside the bathroom!-

-im REALLY scared of that one fucking girl :(-




ah yes be scared of a random little girl xaxa

-oh fucking no i am fucking shitting in my fucking goddamn pants insert a fucking sex joke :(-

im surprised u didnt drop one you got detention once for a sex joke in science




-no that was my mom haha-




what

your who

what the fuck how does you mom even get detention what

*your

omg why dont you just use the breaktalk mobile app its so frustrating typing with an apple emulator




-for some reason it always fucking crashes on me 3:-

-or as I used to say closed off on me teehee :3-




yeah actually i can see how skylle likes you

Oh LO2k At mE I LIkE lAvEnd2r nO I dOnt SToP SaYiNG I Doooooooo

rofl

anywho hang in there ill deal with that little prick




-awwww thanks Sophia!!!(≧▽≦)-

-anyways I'm curious about lsd popular you can yap about that shit now :)-

-(*ˊᗜˋ*)-

-sophia (o_O) ?-

> ==>
A young girl yells in her room...

==>




No. NO IT DID FUCKING NOT. THAT FUCKING POOR EXCUSE OF AN EMULATOR DID NOT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANGRY YOU COULD JUST SNAP THAT
FUCKING
FAILURE OF A "Computer" AND FORCE FEED IT TO A FAT SMELLY WIDOWED ELEPHANT CLAIMING THAT IT'S GOOD FOR THEM wait did Lavender say LSD Popular

> ==>
A young girl yells in her room...

==>




No. NO SHE DID FUCKING NOT. THAT FUCKING POOR EXCUSE OF A TEENAGER DID NOT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANGRY YOU COULD JUST SNAP THAT
FUCKING
FAILURE OF A "Homo sapien" AND FORCE FEED HER TO A FAT SMELLY WIDOWED ELEPHANT CLAIMING THAT SHE'S GOOD FOR THEM-

> SOPHIA: Stfu.
A young girl stands in her room...

SOPHIA: Stfu.




You decide to CALM THE HECK DOWN, Jesus, you sound like you're trying to get a world record for swearing.

Do you wanna keep being Sophia, or do you wanna go back to Lavender?

> SOPHIA: Be Lavender.


> SOPHIA: Keep being yourself.
A young troll outside!

SOPHIA: Be Lavender.




You cannot be Lavender since Lavender is being you. So you are Skylle. You don't even know where you are right now, you got lost.

You wanna get something off of your chest, the geography thing was a lie, you only liked it when you were like 2 (solar sweeps old), now that that's out of the way, you gotta find out WHERE THE oh look a shop.

What will you buy?

> SKYLLE: Placeholder, suggest in the “other” box.
A young troll outside!

SOPHIA: Keep being yourself.




You cannot be yourself since Lavender is being you. So you are Skylle. You don't even know where you are right now, you got lost.

You wanna get something off of your chest, the geography thing was a lie, you only liked it when you were like 2 (solar sweeps old), now that that's out of the way, you gotta find out WHERE THE oh look a shop.

What will you buy?

> SKYLLE: Placeholder, suggest in the “other” box.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Placeholder, suggest in the “other” box.




Huh?

> SKYLLE: Buy snacks, a weapon and some clothes.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Buy snacks, a weapon and some clothes.




You GUESS. Selling weapons out to the public is honestly stupid in your opinion, and you're not gonna shop for clothes right now, you will consider getting a snack or two though.

> SKYLLE: Enter store.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Enter store.




Woah, this place is CROWDED. But I guess that's Fictionalcanadianplace for you!
Fictionalcanadianplace, for convenient reference is an area located in Canada, of course.

> SKYLLE: Check out the snacks that are there!
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Check out the snacks that are there!




Hold on…

Is that…

> ==>
A young troll outside!

==>




GET THAT FILTH OUTTA HERE

> SKYLLE: Proceed to get the filth outta here.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Proceed to get the filth outta here.




No.

Instead, you just decide to pick up some crisps.

> SKYLLE: Head out of the shop to eat crisps.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Head out of the shop to eat crisps.




You head out to the nearest bench after LAWFULLY paying for your LAWFUL crisps off screen LAWFULLY. You were also making a fanfic about you and Lavender, you should probably finish that.

It's really really embarrassing though and you wouldn't show anyone it even if you were about to get shot by some random crackhead on the streets.

What do you do? Seriously you don't know if you should be writing this in public.

> SKYLLE: Rob the bank and write a fanfic about the employees.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Rob the bank and write a fanfic about the employees.




…

This is why you never listen to your thoughts.

> SKYLLE: Just write the damn fic already.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Just write the damn fic already.




You decide to just write the damn fic, you wouldn't want it ending up unfinished!

…

Uh so you're currently working on the scene where you kiss Lavender, you can't figure out what words to use though. You would eat the crisps but then the laptop will get all greasy and icky and dirty.

The bus is delayed also apparently, you should tell Sophia about that.

> SKYLLE: Text Sophia.
A young troll outside!

SKYLLE: Text Sophia.




SpiraleliXir [SX] began talking to SarcasticGeographer [SG].

SX: skylle whats taking you so long youre gonna miss the bus
SG: thE bUs wAs dElAy2d tO 4:50
SX: oh
SX: well thats neat ig
SX: rofl
SX: anyways can you send me the link to the site
SX: so i can show lavender
SG: Ok lEt mE jUst cOpy And pAstE It
SG: https://www.quotev.com/story/17236805/SKYLLE-X-LAVENDER-STORY/1
SG: .
SX: omg xaxaxaxa
SX: i knew it
SX: not only did i know it i got peak comedy out of it
SX: i was so funny
SX: where'd the crowd come from
SG: a23456789101112H2345678
SG: NO ACTUALLY FUCK THE QUIRK NOW IT'S JUST RANDOM ASS NUMBERS
SG: OMFG
SX: no need to beat yourself up about it
SX: so like lps popular am i right
SG: YOU'RE A *TERRIBLE* FRIEND
SG: DONT TALK TO ME
SX: aw skylle im sorry
SX: i was just teasing you but i went too far
SX: how can i make it up to you

SarcasticGeographer [SG] blocked SpiraleliXir [SX].

SG: I'll unblock you when I feel like it.
SG: Don't bring this up to lavender.

SarcasticGeographer [SG] stopped talking to SpiraleliXir [SX].

SarcasticGeographer [SG] set their status to "LIVID!".

> ==>
A young troll outside!

==>




You're gonna kill yourself.

> SKYLLE: Be Sophia.
Regret.

==>




You are now Sophia. Right now you are preparing for your inevitable strife against your little sis. You can't find any suitable item yet, mostly because you haven't looked for any suitable item.

You feel a bit shitty about what happened with Skylle, maybe your jokes just hurt people, you should probably start typing up a proper apology.

But first, you need to do something VERY important.

> ==>
Regret.

==>




Oh dear sweet Savannah, sweet precious Savannah. This might be the last time you will ever see her again, if you don't make it out alive, you want her to scavenge through your diaries and publish them so everyone can see how smart, thoughtful, and pretty you are.

You don't give a fuck about the other one they can jump off a bridge for all you care.

> SOPHIA: Stop being so melodramatic.
Regret.

SOPHIA: Stop being so melodramatic.




Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

No.

Anyways, let's go dig in that chest.

> SOPHIA: Open chest.
Regret.

SOPHIA: Open chest.




You look in your chest for items that can help you in your strife.

So far you have…

  • A shitty gun.
  • A pillow.
  • Piles of elastic bands.
  • And as always you can just use your headband.


    • What will you choose?


    > ==>
    Regret.

    ==>




    …

    You've never been so indecisive about a choice before…

    > ==>
    Regret.

    ==>




    You can't decide if you want to use the gun or the headband!!!!


    > ==>
    Regret.

    ==>




    You've made up your mind and decided to choose the SHITTY GUN.

    …

    Actually what real use do you have for this? What does it even do?

    > ==>
    Regret.

    ==>




    You guess you'll find out what it's deal is in strife.

    > New updates coming soon!