Mascots!

These are the official mascots for Angelic Media From SATAN HIMSELF. I don't know if you'll forget about them a week later but whatever I GUESS.

Annie! (They/them)

Pessimistic dickhead who's always making sarcastic and rude remarks, but quite grounded in reality.

Darker morally grey.

Angela! (Xe/xyr)

Overly happy and energetic optimist who believes in peoples dreams and aspirations, but often creeps others out to the point of making them leave with xyr almost impossible to break joyous tone.

Lighter morally grey.

Andrea! (She/her)

Entitled cynical leftist (probably communist) who whines 24/7 about the most mundane problems, expects the worst in people but does know a lot about certain subjects (if it helps any of her arguments). Probably would give a Republican a heart attack.

Just morally grey.